He had found himself in this situation so many times before, and he knew when it was time to admit defeat. So Jordan took a breath, carefully unbuttoned his pants, and pulled out his penis.

Been a long time since I wrote a blog, but its bc nothing tooig had happened (until last night that was.) My man got married in Costa Rica while i was off in college in the US so when I got back I decided throw him a good ol bachelor party.

Jan 14, 2013 · No matter what you think, no matter what she has told you, your wife / teenfriend has had a larger cock in her than yours.

Jul 02, 2014 · watch as 84 Ray Jessel sings a naughty song about a woman’s penis. Category Entertainment; Show more Show less. Loading Advertisement

15 Minutes Of Fame She Had A Penis lyrics & video : {Verse 1} It’s friday night, me and marty, We got some teens over, we gonna party! Tonight, everybody’s feeling right, I see

Jul 02, 2014 · A friendly 84-year-old man performs a humorous song he has written called "What She’s Got – The Penis Song." Laugh along to the lyrics of his naughty tune!

I told him he had a small penisWell, if you’re looking for accuracy, I actually told him that his junk probably couldn’t hit my sexual "spot" — which isn’t much better, I suppose.

Here are 15 things women would do if they had a penis for a day. Ladies, don’t you sometimes just wish you could pee standing up? Here are 15 things women would do if they had a penis for a day. <

If she wants you for your cock, then she probably WILL dump you or cheat. If she wants you for sexual satisfaction, then as long as you have the skills, she won’t care that you’re average. After all, there exist a number of large toys she could use if the urge became too much.

But then I had sex with someone who had a small penis, and all that changed. According to science, the average erect penis is 4.7 to 6.3 inches in length. Of course, being that this is just an